Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

who else is on here?

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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