- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

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