why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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