- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

guest what i love pancakes

Nickelback

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

The WNBA.

A person from Singapore eats

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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