- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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