what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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