A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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