You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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