A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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I just found out i have cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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