- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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