- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

There's my tractor.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Women's rights

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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