- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Im taking a shit right now.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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