How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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boner

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You will not press the like button.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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This night was a particularly stormy one, many a crop destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could emotionally blind those who may experience it's full potential. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a secluded village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for there lives, all but Jonny, that is. Jonny was bullied from a young age, approximately 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena and his Grandfather's lucky medallion and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of HIV induced AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 3 to 5 years, depending on behavior, in a high security prison for child molestation, frequent and consistant child abuse and paedophillia and smuggling Crystal Meth. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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