Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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Homo say what?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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