How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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Anti Joke

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