- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

penis haha

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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