On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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