A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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