- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

long in the tooth!

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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