Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Homo say what?

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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