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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

So does Blake

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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