- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Carrot fingers

Your face

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

destiny

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*