- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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