A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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no pun intended

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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kaite is dumb that is true

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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