A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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