- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

This isn't funny.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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