A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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