What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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homosexual rights to marriage

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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