What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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