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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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