Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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yada yada

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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