- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Vote this down and get DOXED

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

I'm 4 and what is this?

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