Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Praise Paisley

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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