- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

I'm going as the joker for halloween

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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