- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

hey hey apple

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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