Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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women's rights, lol

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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