What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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