Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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This is not a joke or is it

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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your social life.

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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