- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Where's the soap?

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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