- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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