How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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I need to start studying.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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