- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Caca.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

The truth is he loves her!!

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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