Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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