- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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