Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Im cute hehehee

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Dude man, I'm high...

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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