What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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