- Anti Joke

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why did the dog die? He was old

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

a horse walks into a blender ow

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Church.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead