- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

You know what's catchy? A cold

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA