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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Potato!

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

your a vagina says you, your a booby

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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