- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

My mum is called Steve

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