Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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