- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

My dad

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

4 hours later.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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