A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Matt is a Duster!

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

gay people

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Latvia isn't a joke

Womens' sports

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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