What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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baskets

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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