You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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I am quite mature.

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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