- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Ron Paul for President!

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

your life

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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