a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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