- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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