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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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